Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
