Don't you send me to vm
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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