ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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