thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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