gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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