Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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