Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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