didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He passed out mid-signature
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
