No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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