How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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