Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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