so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
