I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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