my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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