dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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