she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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