hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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