I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I fill condoms, not promises.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
