try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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