And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
