Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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