actually, I'm a sock model
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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