i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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