she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
