Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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