My room smells like vodka and shame
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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