Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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