Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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