So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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