have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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