i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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