Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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