You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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