I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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