is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize