Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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