it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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