Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
