in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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