Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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