Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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