I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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