Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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