Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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