Buhtt sex?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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