dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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