My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it's like iHOP with fire
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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