I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude i'm inner monologue high
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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