I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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