You surviving the open bar?
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I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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