Sponge bath it is.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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