Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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