Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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