I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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