Is it normal to miss your booty call?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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