She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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